Zap

Maybe it's the dry wintry weather, or maybe it's a aberrational electro-static nexus localized over my child, but Baby J builds up charge like some kind of waddling Van De Graf generator.

You can see the it happening. Her hairs start lifting as the charge builds. Then, she'll toddle over and lay her hands on someone unleashing an arch of blue white electricity. It works best in the fiberglass playland at the mall and in the children's department of our library. I have to stifle a laugh when she zaps the other children and they run off to tell their mommy about the shocking electrobaby.