New Car Seat

Since Baby J is older she outgrew her old car seat. My wife and I had new ones put in and it's taken a lot of getting used to. Primarily it's the straps that are the biggest problem. They twist and get all knotted and force you to stand hunched in the backseat of your car while your baby scowls at you impatiently.

So here's what I'm going to do: I'm going to write a scathing review right here at Dawn of the Dad unless the makers of this particular car seat pay me one million dollars. I will ravage their reputation with my unique brand of rambling nonsensical wit and bring their empires to ruin!

Now you may be saying, "but you never told us who the manufacturer was?" Don't you see? That's all part of the plan. If I keep them all guessing, then they'll all pay me a million dollars!

Aw, screw it. It's from Evenflo. The model is called the Ambassador or something like that.

Listening To: Tago Mago by Can