Baby Briefing

Whenever my wife comes home from work and settles in, she asks how the baby has been. I run down the number of hours slept, poops had, things eaten, and then a general commentary on her disposition.

Whenever I come home from classes at night, I flop down and ask my wife how the baby has been. Then, it is her turn do the numbers. What time Baby J went to sleep, how many diaper changes, etc.

It's funny to me that we give each other these baby briefings upon returning home each day. It's like a military briefing.

Operation Kaka, 1600 hours, target disposed, new diaper acquired.